Showtime 2: November 21, 2009
- 7:00AM
- How About You
- A nursing home worker left in charge of the four seniors remaining over the holidays finds that her charges are a spirited handful in this delightful Irish comedy drama based on a short story by Maeve Binchy and starring Hayley Atwell, Vanessa Redgrave, Imelda Staunton, Brenda Fricker and Joss Ackland.
- 8:35AM
- Bratz
- Four teenage girls find their friendship sorely tested by the rigid cliques of high school in this breezy, colorful adaptation of the popular fashion doll toy line. Nathalia Ramos, Skyler Shaye, Logan Browning, Janel Parrish and Chelsea Staub star.
- 10:20AM
- Witless Protection
- A bumbling deputy (Larry the Cable Guy) mistakes a federal witness for a kidnapping victim and takes her into "protective custody," thereby incurring the wrath of the FBI and a slew of unsavory criminals. Jenny McCarthy costars in this wacky comedy with Peter Stormare, Eric Roberts, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto (as the same character he played in "Midnight Run") and Joe Mantegna.
- 12:00PM
- Lions for Lambs
- As an idealistic college professor (Robert Redford) attempts to ignite the spark of genius he sees in a lazy, privileged student, two of his former pupils fight for their lives behind enemy lines in Afghanistan, and a slick congressman (Tom Cruise) attempts to sell a skeptical journalist (Meryl Streep) on his new plans for the ongoing War on Terror. Michael Pena and Derek Luke costar with Andrew Garfield in this topical, provocative drama, directed by Redford.
- 1:45PM
- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
- Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) is a buxom cross between Indiana Jones and James Bond, a British aristocrat who makes her living acquiring priceless antiquities by any means necessary. When she discovers that an ancient relic sought by her late father holds the key to power over time, she's quickly strapping on her side arms and hopping the globe, hoping to beat a sinister ancient group called the Illuminati in the quest to recover the artifact. Jon Voight, Iain Glen and Mark Collie costar in this action-packed smash based on a popular video game.
- 3:30PM
- Superhero Movie
- This rib-tickling spoof of comic book adventures stars Drake Bell as a teenager who is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly and attains super powers. Leslie Nielsen, Sara Paxton, Christopher McDonald, Marion Ross and Tracy Morgan costar in this hilarious send-up from the team behind the "Scary Movie" series.
- 5:00PM
- Californication: The Apartment
- In episode 308, a night of hedonistic abandon with one of his students and a pair of strippers ends badly when Hank is besieged by Charlie, an angry Rick Springfield, two of his other lovers, and his boss - resulting in an epic showdown.
- 5:30PM
- Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Stress
- In episode 709, the hosts take a skeptical look at stress and the modern attitude toward "curing" what was once considered a normal part of everyday life.
- 6:00PM
- Lock 'n Load: Robbed
- In episode 105, Josh discovers that the store has been robbed; a court security officer recalls a harrowing confrontation with gang members when he was unarmed.
- 6:25PM
- Hot Rod
- Funnyman Andy Samberg stars in his first feature, a zany farce about a development-arrested youth who believes that stunt work is in his blood - despite his many failed, highly hazardous attempts at record-setting on his scooter to the contrary. Sissy Spacek, Ian McShane, Isla Fisher, Jorma Tacone, Bill Hader, Danny McBride and Will Parnell costar in this likable, goofy comedy.
- 7:55PM
- Witless Protection
- A bumbling deputy (Larry the Cable Guy) mistakes a federal witness for a kidnapping victim and takes her into "protective custody," thereby incurring the wrath of the FBI and a slew of unsavory criminals. Jenny McCarthy costars in this wacky comedy with Peter Stormare, Eric Roberts, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto (as the same character he played in "Midnight Run") and Joe Mantegna.
- 9:30PM
- Good Luck Chuck
- A dentist (Dane Cook) who is also a lifelong bachelor suddenly realizes at an ex-girlfriend's wedding that every woman he's ever slept with has found her true love with the very next man she dated - making him instant catnip to ladies only interested in benefiting from his "curse." Jessica Alba and Dan Fogler costar in this romantic comedy.
- 11:30PM
- Super Six World Boxing Classic: Kessler vs. Ward
- Showtime Sports presents this groundbreaking tournament that pits six of the world's hardest-hitting Super Middleweights against each other, battling it out toe-to-toe in a two-year competition that promises to be one of boxing's biggest events of the decade.
- 1:00AM
- Basketball Diaries, The (1995)
- Leonardo DiCaprio became a star with this searing, gut-wrenching portrait of a talented New York athlete and artist who becomes a heroin junkie, based on the acclaimed coming-of-age memoir by Jim Carroll. Mark Wahlberg, Michael Imperioli, Bruno Kirby and Ernie Hudson costar in this provocative, controversial film.
- 2:45AM
- Explicit Ills
- The residents of a tough Philadelphia neighborhood struggle with ambitions, relationships, financial crises and health problems while their street becomes increasingly gentrified in this award-winning ensemble drama starring Paul Dano, Rosario Dawson, Tariq Trotter, Lou Taylor Pucci and Francisco Burgos.
- 4:15AM
- Tracks
- A thoughtless, drunken prank results in an epic tragedy that sends one young man on a years-long quest for redemption in this fact-based drama starring Chris Gunn, Ice-T, John Heard and Barbara Christie.
- 5:45AM
- Superhero Movie
- This rib-tickling spoof of comic book adventures stars Drake Bell as a teenager who is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly and attains super powers. Leslie Nielsen, Sara Paxton, Christopher McDonald, Marion Ross and Tracy Morgan costar in this hilarious send-up from the team behind the "Scary Movie" series.
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